Whoa

It's just a little bit weird when you see a guy you once made out with many, many years ago get interviewed on The Daily Show.

You should listen to this song

Rustic Overtones - Letter to the President

Dear iTunes

I like these songs. I want to buy them. But I don't want to pay for two entire CDs just so I can own these two songs. And I am too pure-hearted* to resort to illegal downloading. So, seriously, please kindly add them to your inventory as soon as possible so I can give you money to buy them.

Kisses,

Jolene

*Or possibly, too much of a Luddite to learn how, and too apathetic to care.


MC 900 Ft. Jesus - The City Sleeps:


King Missile - Detachable Penis (kind of NSFW, as you might imagine):

Baby polar bear tells baby pandas to suck it

So there's this baby polar bear over in Germany that animal rights activists want to kill or somesuch nonsense (because seriously, what?). All you need to know is that it might possibly be the cutest thing to ever grace the internets.

I want to throw you out into space

So I heard there's this YouTube thing, and you can, like, watch videos and shit. Who knew?

Once and for all, here is the song that my fake name is based on. The video's pretty bad, and they cut off the very beginning of the song, but there it is.



And while you're here, I'll take the time to push my most favoritist band in the whole world, the Trashcan Sinatras.

How Can I Apply...?



And here's Weightlifting. You might remember I posted the lyrics to this song a while back. I know you've been waiting all this time to hear the actual song, so here it is.