April 02, 2007

Dear iTunes

I like these songs. I want to buy them. But I don't want to pay for two entire CDs just so I can own these two songs. And I am too pure-hearted* to resort to illegal downloading. So, seriously, please kindly add them to your inventory as soon as possible so I can give you money to buy them.

Kisses,

Jolene

*Or possibly, too much of a Luddite to learn how, and too apathetic to care.


MC 900 Ft. Jesus - The City Sleeps:



King Missile - Detachable Penis (kind of NSFW, as you might imagine):



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