October 22, 2006

One of these things is not like the other

So I'm watching The Girls Next Door, which is, as you may or may not know, a reality show on E! about Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends and their life living at the Playboy mansion. Now, normally, I wouldn't have much interest in Playboy, but there is something incredibly fascinating about this show, in that trainwreck sort of way.

Anyway, the episode I saw today had the three girls doing photo shoots for the magazine. One of the girls, the profoundly vapid and stupid Kendra (seriously, I think she is probably the dumbest person I've ever seen on reality TV, and I'm not exaggerating), is apparently a big sports fan. So her photos often have a sports theme.

In this episode, she was posing in front of a bunch of football jerseys that were hung up behind her. There's LaDainian Tomlinson, Terrell Owens, Donovan McNabb, and...Dan Koppen? What?? Sure, he's a great player and all, and he seems like a good guy, but who has heard of him outside of New England? Even in New England, it's not like many people own O-line jerseys (and if they do, I'd suspect they'd be Matt Light). You can't even buy them off the rack - you'd have to special order them.


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October 09, 2006

Missed Opportunity

CNN, I'm disappointed. How can you run this article and not use the headline, "It just looks like a big Tylenol"? I mean, really.

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October 02, 2006

The store was probably out of Duke stickers at the time

Seen on the back window of a car today: A Raiders decal, a Lakers decal, and a Yankees decal. Not present, but implied, was the one reading "I am a complete douchebag."

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