I really have nothing to say so I'll just give you more links

First, if anyone is looking to buy me a present, I'd like to suggest this.

I was going to laugh at how ridiculous it is that Newt Gingrich is thinking about running for president, and then I remembered the last two elections, and how the American public really will vote for anyone, no matter how awful they are, and I started to cry.

Then I read this, and cried some more, because that is seriously fucked up.

But then I cheered up a little, because how can you not when you read about a 62-foot-long stogie. Hmmm, I wonder what Freud would say about that cigar.

Finally, I cheered up a lot when I saw this, because the Manolo, not only does he know the shoes, he knows the funny.