Major Disaster: Dear iTunes

April 02, 2007

Dear iTunes

I like these songs. I want to buy them. But I don't want to pay for two entire CDs just so I can own these two songs. And I am too pure-hearted* to resort to illegal downloading. So, seriously, please kindly add them to your inventory as soon as possible so I can give you money to buy them.

Kisses,

Jolene

*Or possibly, too much of a Luddite to learn how, and too apathetic to care.

MC 900 Ft. Jesus - The City Sleeps:

King Missile - Detachable Penis (kind of NSFW, as you might imagine):

Labels: evidence of a lack of creativity, music, nsfw, penises, videos

25 comments:

On 4/02/2007 1:04 PM, Jolene said:: Only if it comes with a guy to attach it to. (Not that guy, though.)
On 4/02/2007 2:40 PM, Dweeze said:: Shouldn't the guy already have one attached when you get him? Or are you being greedy?
On 4/02/2007 3:17 PM, Jolene said:: Fair point. If it's already attached, I probably don't need another one.
On 4/02/2007 3:25 PM, Dweeze said:: I'm not trying to complicate things, mind you.
On 4/02/2007 3:40 PM, Jolene said:: Believe me, I always prefer to keep things simple.

By the way, it's a good thing you didn't bring that first video into the discussion, because I think we can all agree that no wants to see any penises, detachable or otherwise, get set on fire.
On 4/02/2007 3:49 PM, Dweeze said:: I heartily concur. Fiery Penii, while a great name for a band, would be a lousy porno.
On 4/02/2007 3:50 PM, Dweeze said:: Just noticed that you used the penis tag. Nicely played. I need a penis tag.
On 4/02/2007 4:00 PM, Jolene said:: I'm glad you specified "tag" at the end there.

And actually, I've used it several times. I'm not sure if I should be proud of that.
On 4/02/2007 4:02 PM, Dweeze said:: We're still talking the tag, right?
On 4/02/2007 4:09 PM, Jolene said:: I think so. Because I'd like to think it's been more than "several".

I think maybe I should stop talking now before I get myself in trouble.
On 4/02/2007 4:11 PM, Dweeze said:: Sure, right when I get really interested.
On 4/02/2007 6:20 PM, Landru said:: Y'know, when we tell you two to "get a room", we don't mean "the entire fucking Internet."
On 4/02/2007 6:29 PM, Jolene said:: He started it. I was just innocently posting some music videos.
On 4/02/2007 7:00 PM, Dweeze said:: Oh sure. Blame me. I'm not the one with the penis tag.
On 4/02/2007 7:05 PM, Jolene said:: Yeah, well, I'm not the one with the penis.

(That's not really a comeback. More of an observation.)
On 4/02/2007 7:50 PM, Dweeze said:: A very astute observation.
On 4/02/2007 8:29 PM, Jolene said:: Landru, you should try a tag sometime. Makes it much easier to keep track of.
On 4/02/2007 10:47 PM, Dweeze said:: I'm surprised Ilse has taken care of that yet.
On 4/06/2007 9:04 PM, HistoryDetective said:: Just a suggestion: if your penis feels fiery, get to your doctor right away for some antibiotics.

While my penis is not detachable, I rather like the idea of renting it out. Gotta pay those student loans somehow...
On 4/15/2007 7:32 PM, HistoryDetective said:: Jeez, everybody was having so much fun until I showed up.
On 4/16/2007 2:26 AM, Jolene said:: Heh, to be fair, you did show up four days after the last comment. I guess we were all penised out by then. :)

I suppose it's probably time for a new post, eh?
On 4/16/2007 6:58 AM, HistoryDetective said:: I didn't think anybody in this group really got penised out...
On 4/17/2007 3:13 PM, Dweeze said:: I know I don't
On 5/21/2007 12:32 PM, Dweeze said:: Dude, you need to post your May post soon. You've only got a week or so left.
On 5/21/2007 2:24 PM, Jolene said:: Oh crap, you're right. Better get on that.