So do I have telepathic powers, or is someone reading my mind?
A few days ago, out of nowhere, I had a craving for stuffed cabbage. I don't know why - it's not like it's my favorite food or anything. But today, I went out to get lunch, and the place I went to had stuffed cabbage. I should note that I've never seen it on the menu there before, so it's not like I had any reason to be thinking about it. (It was excellent, by the way.)
And then yesterday, I was in Wendy's, and I was thinking about how I've never had a Frosty, and maybe I might like to try one, because they look awfully tasty, but I've never wanted one strongly enough that I've actually carried through and bought one. And then? I read today that Wendy's is giving out free Frostys this weekend. Mmmm, Frostys.
This afternoon, I'm going to concentrate on thinking about how I would really like someone to hand me a giant bag of money.
7 comments:
"giant bag of money" is code, right?
And. this reminds me of the Steven Wright joke: "If you're telekenetic, raise my hand."
05.10.05 - 3:19 pm
Surprisingly, "giant bag of money" is actually quite literal.
I love me some Stephen Wright. One of his jokes is another one of my favorites:
I went to this restaurant. I had reservations. But I went anyway.
05.10.05 - 3:30 pm
More Wright: "I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future, but only way off to the side."
literal? you're no fun any more.
I personally blame Dweeze.
05.10.05 - 3:39 pm
Sure, why not. Everyone else does.
05.10.05 - 4:21 pm
Oh, and I've been reading your mind. It's dirty young lady, dirty, dirty, dirty.
05.10.05 - 4:52 pm
Just don't tell my mother, okay?
05.10.05 - 5:14 pm
Stephen! Brilliant.
My personal fave; "I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier for Christmas. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."
05.11.05 - 2:02 pm
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