May 10, 2005

So do I have telepathic powers, or is someone reading my mind?

A few days ago, out of nowhere, I had a craving for stuffed cabbage. I don't know why - it's not like it's my favorite food or anything. But today, I went out to get lunch, and the place I went to had stuffed cabbage. I should note that I've never seen it on the menu there before, so it's not like I had any reason to be thinking about it. (It was excellent, by the way.)

And then yesterday, I was in Wendy's, and I was thinking about how I've never had a Frosty, and maybe I might like to try one, because they look awfully tasty, but I've never wanted one strongly enough that I've actually carried through and bought one. And then? I read today that Wendy's is giving out free Frostys this weekend. Mmmm, Frostys.

This afternoon, I'm going to concentrate on thinking about how I would really like someone to hand me a giant bag of money.

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7 comments:

On 7/30/2005 3:19 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

"giant bag of money" is code, right?

And. this reminds me of the Steven Wright joke: "If you're telekenetic, raise my hand."

05.10.05 - 3:19 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 3:21 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Surprisingly, "giant bag of money" is actually quite literal.

I love me some Stephen Wright. One of his jokes is another one of my favorites:

I went to this restaurant. I had reservations. But I went anyway.

05.10.05 - 3:30 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 3:23 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

More Wright: "I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future, but only way off to the side."

literal? you're no fun any more.

I personally blame Dweeze.

05.10.05 - 3:39 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 3:24 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Sure, why not. Everyone else does.

05.10.05 - 4:21 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 3:25 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Oh, and I've been reading your mind. It's dirty young lady, dirty, dirty, dirty.

05.10.05 - 4:52 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 3:25 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Just don't tell my mother, okay?

05.10.05 - 5:14 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 3:28 PM, Anonymous Blue said:

Stephen! Brilliant.

My personal fave; "I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier for Christmas. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

05.11.05 - 2:02 pm

 

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