People Who Need To Go Away
Lindsay Lohan
George W. Bush
The creepy guy who works at the convenience store in my neighborhood
People who don't look where they're going
Anyone and everyone associated with American Idol
Scarlett Johansson
George Steinbrenner
Lawrence Summers
The Osbournes
The screechingly loud woman in my office who has a giant mullet
James Dobson
The Desperate Housewives
Jared
Sarah Jessica Parker
The people who agressively shove The Metro in my face when I get off the subway
Mel Gibson
Mischa Barton
The Verizon Wireless guy
Joe Buck
The woman in my office who really won't go away unless you explicitly tell her to
Labels: celebrities, deep-seated hatred, douchebags
8 comments:
Oooo OOO don't forget all reality shows and people associated with them.
After today, I'd add Alan Keyes.
As for your list? You had me until Scarlett Johansson.
--Gothmog
So GM, you also get creeped out by the convenience store guy? I knew it wasn't just me! ;-)
Keyes could have been on the list even before today, but there are so many deserving candidates from that area of the political spectrum that I couldn't include them all!
And I knew Scarlett might be an unpopular choice, but I had to buck the popular sentiment and do it. She bugs, man, she bugs.
Are you kidding? I *AM* creepy convenience store guy. Now where did I put that axe...
True dat, re: politicians. It's just I'm focused on Keyes at the moment. And "go away" isn't quite the phrase I'm looking for: "undergo sundry forms of medieval torture" comes closer.
Scarlett? is not nearly as ubiquitous as Lindsay or Mischa. Plus she's hot. 'nuf said.
GM
Wow! A GM appearance! Pretty soon the whole Landru posse will be here, hanging out, drinking your beer and playing your stereo too loud.
As to the list, well, even if I weren't in the posse, I would agree with Goth about Scarlett. And Lindsay Lohan is also on my To Do list. There are other choices I disagree with as well.
Particularly the convenience store guy...
Obviously my blog is the cool place to be.
Ooooh, good list! I think I'll do one, too!
And I agree with you about that Scarlett girl. First of all, her name is dumb. Second, she dresses like a hobo. Third, she just looks like a bitch.
I'm off to make a list. In case anyone cares.
I care!
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