April 20, 2005

Two things that may or may not be a coincidence

Monday night, I saw a Very Hot Doctor in the laundry room.

Tuesday night, I went to the gym for the first time in months and ran four miles.

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24 comments:

On 7/29/2005 8:24 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Did you offer to get him a cool, refreshing beverage? Cause you should have.

04.20.05 - 5:07 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:26 PM, Anonymous Buggy said:

So how hot?

Like share your fabric softener with him hot, or the cool beverage thing Dweeze suggested, hot?

04.20.05 - 9:54 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:27 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

I can't see doing a lot of miles. But I can see four miles.

(and miles. Oh yeah.)

04.21.05 - 1:44 am

 
On 7/29/2005 8:28 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Who?

04.21.05 - 10:37 am

 
On 7/29/2005 8:29 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Unfortunately, no offer of a cool, refreshing beverage, or of fabric softener - he was on his way out as I was starting.

As to how hot? Very. Also, dressed in scrubs. Scrubs, like a good suit, always raise the hotness factor by several degrees.

As an aside, one of the supposed selling points of my apartment complex is that it was filled with hot doctors (okay, maybe just "doctors"), as it is very close to a whole bunch of hospitals. Until recently, I was skeptical, as I have not seen these doctors.

And Goth, har har!

By the way, I didn't go to the gym last night (when one is out of shape, one is cautioned against too much running, lest one get shin-splints), but I think I will go again today.

04.21.05 - 11:45 am

 
On 7/29/2005 8:30 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

So you DO want scrubs?

you're saying this scrub is a guy that CAN get love from you?

04.21.05 - 12:09 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:31 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Heh heh, like a "replacement" doctor? Well, he can get love, but he won't be able to join the union.

And by way, who is Dweeze talking to up there?

04.21.05 - 12:26 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:32 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Wait, I just realized replacements are scabs, not scrubs. Apparently we are telling different jokes here.

04.21.05 - 1:00 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:32 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Goth, hip-hop giant that he is, is channeling TLC. I was making a reference to the lyrics Goth quoted above, which were not hip-hop, but were the Who.

Goth, why do we always end up explaining our jokes to Jo?

04.21.05 - 2:29 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:36 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Well, now you see part of the reason I never used to participate much in the board banter - I never get the jokes!

Anyway, I do know the song Goth was referencing, I just didn't know it was by The Who (which is why I didn't know what you were asking). I'm not so much a fan of the classic rock (it is considered classic rock, right?).

As for TLC, I guess I am vaguely aware of that song, but otherwise I am not a TLC fan at all.

Oh, and here's the other thing - even with songs I know well, I am horrible at recognizing written lyrics. You know those things people pass around the internet with lyrics from a whole bunch of songs, and you have to figure out what the songs are? I usually get about five out of a hundred, even though I know a lot more of the songs.

That said, I did once win a radio contest for knownig a lyric from a The The song, as read by the DJ. So there. :P

04.21.05 - 3:20 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:37 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

Dweeze, I think Jo is the kind of person that gets the most mileage out of jokes. She'll laugh 3 times at them--once when they're told, once when they're explained, and once when she catches on.

And I'm probably making fun of her right now to over-compensate for the inferiority I feel by the fact that she went to educational institutions where the average SAT score was about 1000 points higher than at my schools.

Plus, she's horrible at recognizing written hip-hop lyrics. *points and laughs*

04.21.05 - 7:18 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:39 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Goth, the sad thing is, I think that was a pretty good assessment.

Now if you had only quoted Bust A Move, I would have had no problem.

*sings* She's dressed in yellow, she says hello, come sit next to me, you fine fellow.

04.22.05 - 12:16 am

 
On 7/29/2005 8:40 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

I would have thought you would have gone with the Poindexter lyrics.

04.22.05 - 12:34 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:42 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

I fear I may be inviting more mockery by pointing this out, but I am not familiar with this Poindexter, except as a reference in the song I'm thinking of:

"A chick walks by you wish you could sex her, but you're standin' on the wall like you was Poindexter."

(Yes, it's a classy song.)

(Oh, and one of those misheard lyrics sites indicates that the actual line is "But she's in another world like you was Poindexter." I'm not sure I believe that, but whatever. And right now is when I'm deciding that I've spent too much time analyzing the lyrics of this song, so I'll stop.)

04.22.05 - 12:40 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:42 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Or is that what you meant - that line?

Aargh.

04.22.05 - 1:01 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:43 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Okay, right now would be the time to declare the densest person on the planet.

04.22.05 - 3:50 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:44 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

"densest person on the planet"--I might be mistaken, but somebody is probably calling someone "fat" here.

04.22.05 - 4:34 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:45 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

So, uh, there was supposed to be a "me" in there, right between the "declare" and the "the."

Anyway, I think I just proved my own point.

(But it would not be off-base for me to be calling myself fat - hence the sudden urge to go to the gym.)

04.22.05 - 4:42 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:48 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Is Jim the name of the hot doctor?

04.22.05 - 4:54 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:49 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

If only I knew. If only.

But I should add that my urges probably include more than just "going to." And I shall stop there, lest I tread into TMI territory.

04.22.05 - 4:57 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 8:49 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Once you say the word "urges", you've already gone into TMI territory.

You've also piqued Goth's interest...

04.22.05 - 5:25 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:01 AM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

I've never heard my bendy thingamabob called an "interest" before.

04.22.05 - 5:51 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:01 AM, Blogger Jolene said:

Well, you know those crazy kids and their slang. It's so hard to keep up.

(Huh huh huh, I said "hard.")

04.22.05 - 6:19 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:02 AM, Anonymous Buggy said:

Darn it, I'm always late with the funny banter.

04.24.05 - 1:23 pm

 

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