Science proves what I've always known
Older siblings are the smartest!
Never mind the actual evidence that my youngest brother read algebra books for fun as a child, or writes his own computer games, or placed in national and international math competitions. Never mind that he takes double the normal course load at one of the toughest colleges in the country, doesn't go to class, and still has a perfect GPA. None of that matters! Science clearly proves that I am smarter!
Labels: deliberate misrepresentation of science for the purpose of self-aggrandizement, family, random shit, science
4 comments:
First: The color - it burns!
Second: Everyone knows middle child is the smartest. I don't care what science says.
Re: the color - yeah, I'm thinking maybe it's not working. I needed a change but perhaps this is not it.
woot! i knew i was smarter than my phi beta kappa chemistry/biology major sister! i knew it!
The Puffy Report has found contradictory findings. The youngest child is far more beautiful, smarter, and superior than the oldest.
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