2005 NFL Draft: Post-Draft Report

Best Names

Erasmus, Fabian, Brodney, Darrent, Antonio Perkins, Ciatrick, Craphonso, Roydell, Airese, Jeb, Tyjuan, Ceandris, Tab, Deandra, Nehemiah, Paris

Oddest player analysis

(Disclaimer - I really didn't read many of these, so I don't doubt there were stranger ones.)

Shows good upper body definition, with a thick chest, broad shoulders, good arms, tight waist, good bubble and hamstrings

"Good bubble"? I'd make an "Oh, is that what they're calling it now?" joke, but I'm not sure what "it" is. I assume it's his...butt? Who knows. Regardless, it seems like a strange thing to be evaluating.

Number of people at my family's seder who would have rather been in the other room watching the draft

At least five

Number of times someone got up in the middle of it to check on our team's selections

One