April 24, 2005

2005 NFL Draft: Post-Draft Report

Best Names

Erasmus, Fabian, Brodney, Darrent, Antonio Perkins, Ciatrick, Craphonso, Roydell, Airese, Jeb, Tyjuan, Ceandris, Tab, Deandra, Nehemiah, Paris

Oddest player analysis

(Disclaimer - I really didn't read many of these, so I don't doubt there were stranger ones.)

Shows good upper body definition, with a thick chest, broad shoulders, good arms, tight waist, good bubble and hamstrings

"Good bubble"? I'd make an "Oh, is that what they're calling it now?" joke, but I'm not sure what "it" is. I assume it's his...butt? Who knows. Regardless, it seems like a strange thing to be evaluating.

Number of people at my family's seder who would have rather been in the other room watching the draft

At least five

Number of times someone got up in the middle of it to check on our team's selections

One

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9 comments:

On 7/30/2005 12:32 AM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

We had a cedar chest when I was growing up.

04.25.05 - 11:44 am

 
On 7/30/2005 12:33 AM, Blogger Jolene said:

Don't make me hurt you. I'm a simple person who needs simple jokes I can understand.

(Okay I did get that after a minute of going "huh?" Har har.)

04.25.05 - 11:52 a

 
On 7/30/2005 12:34 AM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

(I didn't want to do that, but I knew Goth would if I just left it out there.)

04.25.05 - 12:44 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:34 AM, Blogger Jolene said:

Hey! I know that one! Woohoo!

04.25.05 - 12:47 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:35 AM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

Don't worry, Jo. I'm still puzzling over his "Coach, can I talk about your record" line posted, um, elsewhere.

And? I do NOT channel Boy George.

04.25.05 - 2:42 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:36 AM, Blogger Jolene said:

Hmm. I guess I'll have to see what that's all about later.

04.25.05 - 3:33 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:36 AM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

For some reason, I thought of Cheech and Chong's Basketball Jones...

04.25.05 - 5:03 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:37 AM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

It was the sorta-felt bag thing.

04.25.05 - 5:03 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 12:38 AM, Blogger Jolene said:

Ooh! I loved his book, "How to be a ho."

No, wait, that was Velvet Jones. Nevermind.

04.25.05 - 5:59 pm

 

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