Major Disaster: I got Sarah Jessica Parker fired

March 22, 2005

I got Sarah Jessica Parker fired

Okay, not really, but I like to think that the Gap somehow knew how much I wanted her to go away.

I'll reserve judgement on her replacement, Joss Stone, until a later time, seeing as how I have no idea who she is. (Sigh. I am officially old.)

Labels: advertising, celebrities

10 comments:

On 7/28/2005 9:31 PM, Anonymous said:: You know when you're officially old? It's when people 10 years younger than you start complaining that they are officially old.

03.22.05 - 11:43 pm
On 7/28/2005 9:32 PM, Jolene said:: Hee. Sorry. :P

03.22.05 - 11:54 pm
On 7/28/2005 9:32 PM, Anonymous said:: What the Mog said
On 7/28/2005 9:33 PM, Jolene said:: Alright, alright! Sorry dudes. But tell me this: do you know who Joss Stone is? Maybe it's not that I'm old, but that I'm just really lame (not that those two are mutually exclusive, but whatever).

03.23.05 - 11:18 am
On 7/28/2005 9:33 PM, Anonymous said:: Yeah. She's a British blueish Joan Osborney-type.

03.23.05 - 2:23 pm
On 7/28/2005 9:34 PM, Anonymous said:: Hey. Jolene is no little kid name.

03.23.05 - 4:13 pm
On 7/28/2005 9:35 PM, Jolene said:: But it's from a Cake song. Cake is cool. (Right?)

Wait, which side am I arguing now? What were we talking about again?

03.23.05 - 4:37 pm
On 7/28/2005 9:35 PM, Anonymous said:: Joss Stone is the girl who sang Janis Joplin stuff at the Grammy's with Melissa Ethridge/the girl who sings the overplayed "Right to be wrong." And she's way young. Even younger than me....

Is no one else disturbed by the fact that the story mentions that she will be advertising Gap's new WHITE DENIM line? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. That is grosser than SJP.

03.23.05 - 8:26 pm
On 7/28/2005 9:36 PM, Jolene said:: Well, that explains things. I did not watch the Grammys. I don't even think I own a functional radio.

And I once owned a pair of white jeans. But that was, like, fifteen years ago.

03.23.05 - 11:24 pm
On 7/28/2005 9:37 PM, Anonymous said:: ooooh, I rule! I saw her in concert!!!!!!!!! Well, one song anyway. Mandy was drunk and we were looking for sheila.

03.24.05 - 1:03 am