Wanted
One very tall person to live in my apartment and change my lightbulbs*. Duties may also include performing other services on an as-needed basis. 6'5" and taller, only. Male preferred. Hot especially preferred. No financial compensation available, but benefits include direct access to my supermodel looks and scintillating personality. Serious inquiries only.
*Literally. I am ready to smash my light fixtures because I can't see the tops of them to get them properly attached back to the ceiling. However. I am open to the possiblity that this may also be code for something. What, I'm not sure.
Labels: light bulbs, random shit, tall people, want ads
6 comments:
I'm 6'5" on a ladder, baby.
03.20.05 - 9:41 pm
Will you provide the ladder? I don't have one.
03.20.05 - 10:01 pm
Well, I'm 6'3. Will that do? Of course, I'm somewhat lacking in the "hot" category. Not to mention available. And I'm frightened by the "other services on an ass-needed basis." I can think of nothing good that fits that category.
03.20.05 - 11:03 pm
Well, with lifts you could satisfy the height requirement. The other things are negotiable. We'll see - I'm still fielding offers.
And I did not write ass-needed! Although I am certainly not opposed to a good ass.
03.20.05 - 11:23 pm
Ahem
03.21.05 - 11:06 am
Something caught in your throat, Dweeze?
Let me guess, you're an expert lightbulb installer?
03.21.05 - 11:43 am
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