One very tall person to live in my apartment and change my lightbulbs*. Duties may also include performing other services on an as-needed basis. 6'5" and taller, only. Male preferred. Hot especially preferred. No financial compensation available, but benefits include direct access to my supermodel looks and scintillating personality. Serious inquiries only.
*Literally. I am ready to smash my light fixtures because I can't see the tops of them to get them properly attached back to the ceiling. However. I am open to the possiblity that this may also be code for something. What, I'm not sure.