December 07, 2004

I should probably just kill myself now

First, stress makes your immune system age faster.

Now, they tell me that not sleeping enough will make you eat more.

I would say God was taunting me, if I actually believed in that sort of thing. Oh well, fat and old isn't so bad, is it?

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3 comments:

On 12/09/2004 9:57 AM, Blogger Dweeze said:

I prefer aged and well-fed when describing myself.

 
On 12/10/2004 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Aren't "aged and well-fed" adjectives restaurants use to describe really good beef? Just asking.

-exi

 
On 12/10/2004 4:12 PM, Blogger Dweeze said:

I think I qualify as really good beef...

 

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