Major Disaster: God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon

May 10, 2005

God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon

This is really funny. Over at Wonkette, there are a couple of posts about this Christian telephone company (I'm not going to link to the actual posts, but I think you're all smart enough to find them). The guy who taped the calls from this company's telemarketers is someone I knew in high school.

(And ew, speaking of things I read on Wonkette today, I will never look at the indicator light on my Blackberry the same way again.)

Labels: high school, penises, religion

27 comments:

On 7/30/2005 3:37 PM, Anonymous said:: my net nanny doesn't like Wonkette. gee. can't imagine why.

But. It has started liking blogger lately. not sure when that happened--didn't used to. Still doesn't like livejournal.

I? blame Dweeze.

05.10.05 - 3:20 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:37 PM, Jolene said:: I think your net nanny might be broken. Wonkette is so tame.

I'm just glad the blame has shifted off of me and onto someone more deserving.

05.10.05 - 3:32 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:38 PM, Anonymous said:: "Excessive profanity."

The Nanny has spoken. I'll confirm whether this is true when I get home. The Nanny doesn't like many website on Dante's Inferno for similar reasons. She/he quirky, the Nanny.

05.10.05 - 3:37 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:39 PM, Jolene said:: Actually I was being sarcastic. :)

If any website is guilty of excessive profanity, it's Wonkette.

05.10.05 - 3:39 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:39 PM, Anonymous said:: Those phone calls? Are freaking hilarious.

05.10.05 - 3:58 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:40 PM, Jolene said:: I only read the posts, since I can't get the mp3's at work. I really want to go home and listen.

05.10.05 - 4:05 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:41 PM, Anonymous said:: I missed the post where Goth declared his vendetta against me.

05.10.05 - 4:28 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:45 PM, Jolene said:: Well, all I know is yesterday he was blaming me, so I'm just glad it's shifted. Seems our Goth has a little problem with personal responsibility (he is a liberal, after all).

05.10.05 - 4:33 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:46 PM, Anonymous said:: I just thought that meant he couldn't sleep at night...

05.10.05 - 4:51 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:47 PM, Anonymous said:: No vendetta, Dweeze. I just believe that one should always have a scapegoat. Last week, it was Jo. I'm taking nominations for next week.

05.11.05 - 9:31 am
On 7/30/2005 3:48 PM, Anonymous said:: I'm sure I'm not the only one to automatically think of Landru when someone says the word goat.

05.11.05 - 10:07 am
On 7/30/2005 3:49 PM, Anonymous said:: and he's ideal, since he never reads blogs anyway. good call.

05.11.05 - 3:49 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:50 PM, Anonymous said:: He does, however, read his email, which comes from sources not always within your ken, foolish mortals.

05.11.05 - 8:54 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:50 PM, Jolene said:: Bwahahaha!

(I bet it was Wheezy who told him.)

05.11.05 - 8:57 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:51 PM, Anonymous said:: (ok, wheezy it is.)

Personally, I blame Wheezy.

05.11.05 - 9:11 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:56 PM, Anonymous said:: I? know who told Landru. And it was not me.

(not that I wouldn't tell him if it meant one more day in paradise with that charmer)

05.11.05 - 9:30 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:57 PM, Anonymous said:: I? also know. But you're still the scapegoat. So there.

05.11.05 - 10:02 pm
On 7/30/2005 3:58 PM, Anonymous said:: what did I do? I just want to be bigaymously engaged. Is that so wrong?

05.12.05 - 12:48 am
On 7/30/2005 3:59 PM, Anonymous said:: Why can't I get my homepage to show up on my comments?

05.12.05 - 9:43 am
On 7/30/2005 4:00 PM, Anonymous said:: Do you ever post again fast to watch the comment clock countdown?

05.12.05 - 9:44 am
On 7/30/2005 4:02 PM, Jolene said:: 1. Dweeze, don't look now, but I think I see a homepage link.

2. Uh, no. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

05.12.05 - 10:06 am
On 7/30/2005 4:03 PM, Anonymous said:: I just figured it out. And if that was the first official Landru comment any of us have gotten, I think you win.

05.12.05 - 12:48 pm
On 7/30/2005 4:04 PM, Jolene said:: Woohoo!

(Pssst. Look over there. --->)

05.12.05 - 12:56 pm
On 7/30/2005 4:06 PM, Anonymous said:: blogs are so passe'.

and I am too lazy to use the little accent mark.

05.12.05 - 4:46 pm
On 7/30/2005 4:06 PM, Anonymous said:: I remember when Jolene used to post stuff...

05.12.05 - 5:33 pm
On 7/30/2005 4:08 PM, Jolene said:: My, aren't we impatient. Sheesh. It's been two days, man!

How about a deal? You finish this heinous assignment I am trying to finish, and I'll make more blog posts. I think it's a fair trade.

05.12.05 - 9:55 pm
On 7/30/2005 4:08 PM, Anonymous said:: If I could I would, Jo. If I could I would.

05.13.05 - 9:56 am