Major Disaster: We interrupt this service interruption to bring you the following important announcment

April 07, 2005

We interrupt this service interruption to bring you the following important announcment

Among other work-related difficulties, my office SMELLS LIKE ASS.

(No, not my ass. And there's no dead bodies anywhere. That I know of. It's the fucking rubber bands. We go through a lot of them, you see, and I just refilled the container that sits on my desk. And they fucking stink something awful. And it's making me ill. And I just needed to bitch about it.)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled non-blogging.

Labels: things that smell like ass, work

15 comments:

On 7/29/2005 4:34 PM, Anonymous said:: Thank you for sharing.

04.09.05 - 3:55 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:35 PM, Jolene said:: Hey, it's my job to bring the important news to the people.

04.09.05 - 7:29 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:36 PM, Anonymous said:: ROFL!

One time? At work? We had THEE MOST HORRIBLE smell in the women's restroom. It smelled like that rust-colored creamy paste stuff yo' mama put on your infected wounds when you were a kid...dang, what was that stuff called.

Anyway, after a few days and several impromptu bathroom conferences, we finally figured it out--

It was the new rubber TOILET PLUNGER!

What a stench. We threw it outside in the snow.

When we discovered it in the spring, it smelled better.

04.10.05 - 5:15 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:40 PM, Jolene said:: Hmmm, I'm sensing a theme here. Rubber = nose enemy.

04.10.05 - 6:58 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:40 PM, Anonymous said:: Lis, was this Paulette Toilet Plunger?

04.11.05 - 1:10 am
On 7/29/2005 4:41 PM, Anonymous said:: I just wanted to say that I had no comment on this.

04.11.05 - 10:06 am
On 7/29/2005 4:42 PM, Jolene said:: Goth - Bwahahaha! (Although I think it might have been a Paulette Toilette plunger.)

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04.11.05 - 10:37 am
On 7/29/2005 4:43 PM, Anonymous said:: Paulette Toilet Plungers are very smelly, but they stopped making them in 1990. So I doubt it. But maybe.

04.11.05 - 10:47 am
On 7/29/2005 4:44 PM, Anonymous said:: Dear The Management:

Are you trying to not tell me something?

Dweeze

04.11.05 - 11:54 am
On 7/29/2005 4:45 PM, Jolene said:: Auto-reply to: < Dweeze >

From: "Major Disaster"
< jolene@www.fungo.blogspot.com >

No.

04.11.05 - 1:15 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:46 PM, Anonymous said:: Is that code?

04.11.05 - 1:17 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:46 PM, Jolene said:: Maybe.

04.11.05 - 1:18 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:47 PM, Jolene said:: Wait, did you mean that literally?

04.11.05 - 1:19 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:47 PM, Jolene said:: I'm realizing that I think I didn't really mean "literally," so much as "non-jokey," so now I'm right confused.

In any case, that wasn't code, as in HTML code. I actually just typed it out.

Yes, I am just THAT talented.

04.11.05 - 2:31 pm
On 7/29/2005 4:48 PM, Anonymous said:: I have that Rubberband Man song stuck in my head now.

04.13.05 - 9:02 am