When God calls, you can't say "No". I think the best you can manage is to say you aren't there or you're busy and you'll call back later, but if you do that, God eventually calls back and sooner or later you'll wind up talking to him.
Duh. That's what caller ID is for. Unless God has an unlisted number.
Frankly, I bet none of the other Cardinals wanted to be Pope, either, so they were all, hey Ratz, we talked to God, and he totally wants you to do it. Yeah, yeah, God said so, so you have to do it. And then they all laugh at him behind his back because he bought it.
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When God calls, you can't say "No". I think the best you can manage is to say you aren't there or you're busy and you'll call back later, but if you do that, God eventually calls back and sooner or later you'll wind up talking to him.
04.25.05 - 5:25 pm
Duh. That's what caller ID is for. Unless God has an unlisted number.
Frankly, I bet none of the other Cardinals wanted to be Pope, either, so they were all, hey Ratz, we talked to God, and he totally wants you to do it. Yeah, yeah, God said so, so you have to do it. And then they all laugh at him behind his back because he bought it.
04.25.05 - 5:41 pm
great answer, dweeze. you should blog about that, maybe. and include a bit about poker too, while you're at it.
04.25.05 - 6:37 pm
yo, goth. Where is your blog? Do you have it yet? If so, why am I not aware of it?
Oh, jolene, good point.
04.25.05 - 7:18 pm
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