Dear iTunes
I like these songs. I want to buy them. But I don't want to pay for two entire CDs just so I can own these two songs. And I am too pure-hearted* to resort to illegal downloading. So, seriously, please kindly add them to your inventory as soon as possible so I can give you money to buy them.
Kisses,
Jolene
*Or possibly, too much of a Luddite to learn how, and too apathetic to care.
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