May 04, 2005

Why Katie Couric makes millions of dollars and you don't

So I've got the TV on the Today Show this morning as I'm getting ready to go to work, and just before I was about to leave, they showed Katie interviewing Orlando Bloom, who was promoting some movie that I will never see. And she asks him (paraphrasing), "So, this must have been a challenge for you, since so much of your communication was...noncommunicative."

Pssst, Katie dear, I think the word you are looking for is "nonVERBAL."

And by the way, can someone explain Orlando Bloom to me? I just don't get what the attraction is. He looks like a woman.

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11 comments:

On 7/30/2005 1:40 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Jealous?

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

05.04.05 - 12:22 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 1:41 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Har har.

05.04.05 - 1:07 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 1:42 PM, Anonymous Iggy said:

Nope, can't explain Orlando Bloom to you. My 14 year old sister can, but not me. He was kinda hot in LOTR, but other than that he just looks icky.

05.04.05 - 1:38 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 1:43 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

other than that, he just looks like Iggy?

05.04.05 - 1:52 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 1:45 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Ickey. Ickey Woods. You know, did the whole Ickey shuffle thing when he was with the Bengals?

Although he really looks nothing at all like Orlando Bloom.

05.04.05 - 3:05 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 1:46 PM, Anonymous Supes said:

Everyone who stand outside the Today Show studio waving signs should be shot. Just sayin'.

05.04.05 - 10:51 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Dweeze stole my answer.

She's currently quite perky while talking post-partum depression with Brooke Shields. Poor Brooke she was sad. Katie does not seem sympathetic to her plight at all.

I got a thing for Matt Lauer though, so I watch.

05.05.05 - 8:56 am

 
On 7/30/2005 1:49 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

(Hey, who is that?)

Supes, yeah, those people scare me.

I often think the Today Show sucks, and then once in a while I accidentally turn on CBS without realizing it, and then I see what sucking really means.

05.05.05 - 10:50 am

 
On 7/30/2005 1:51 PM, Anonymous Dweeze said:

Must...not...comment...

Which, of course, is a comment in and of itself. So maybe I should have said

Must...not...comment...further...

05.05.05 - 12:27 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 1:52 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

So Dweeze, you have a thing for Matt Lauer too?

(Hehehe)

05.05.05 - 3:37 pm

 
On 7/30/2005 1:53 PM, Anonymous Buggy said:

I've been anonymous all over the place today, it's not showing me as logged in when I am, or think I am.

Matt Lauer is yummy.

05.05.05 - 6:44 pm

 

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