March 18, 2005

Well, I certainly never would have predicted THIS

Okay, so I normally don't do these quiz things that are all the rage these days, but this just required entering my URL. Check it out:

This site is certified 26% EVIL by the Gematriculator

This site is certified 74% GOOD by the Gematriculator

According to the main page:

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed byMr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

I would have thought I was pretty evil, but if the internet says I'm 74% good, it must be true.

Update: Ha! After I made this post, it changed my rating to 31% evil, and only 69% good. I'll be evil yet, I tell you. Update again: After the first update, it went back to 74% good. Damn. Things were looking so promising. Anyway, I'm sure this update will change it yet again, but I am not checking it anymore.

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4 comments:

On 7/29/2005 12:27 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

I'm LMAO that people actually take this seriously. I mean, c'mon. Using a Finnish alphabet on a text with numerous translations and being convinced that the results are "absolutely correct"... *shakes head*

Don't worry, Jo. We can Gematriculate for you (if it won't make us go blind, that is). I guarantee that, on a first pass through my Gematriculation machine, your blog is 94% evil. And you can be assured that my Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

03.18.05 - 6:36 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 12:28 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Excellent. That's what I like to see.

03.18.05 - 6:47 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 12:28 PM, Anonymous Gothmog said:

Are you saying you like to watch?

03.18.05 - 10:49 pm

 
On 7/29/2005 12:29 PM, Blogger Jolene said:

Doesn't everyone?

03.18.05 - 11:23 pm

 

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