This is just all kinds of wrong
I'd really like to have been a fly on the wall in the meeting where they decided that turkey and gravy-flavored soda would be great idea for a product. It sounds like something out of a bad SNL skit.
(Oh, and yes, I am aware that this blog is slowly degenerating to the point where all I post is links, even though, way back when, I think I swore that wouldn't happen. I don't know. The mental exhaustion has not abated yet, I'm sad to say, so this is going to have to do for now.)